It was her brave three year struggle with cancer! As she matured in age, she matured as an actress!
Ha, I'm just teasing you. No, it's that every single news anchor jerked off to her, probably lost their jerk-off virginity to her. You name it. Gibson was a little old, so probably not his first time, but definitely. I mean just look at him. Doesn't he just look like the epitome of the horny geek boy? Williams, are you kidding me? He probably did it in front of his friends to prove that he wasn't gay. Blitzer? Blitzer still masturbates to Farrah. On his Netflix Queue it comes first season of Charlie's Angels, then one of her "serious miniseries events," then Farrah's Story. That's right Blitzer is one kinky mother fucker: he masturbates to dying 60 year old's. Every Friday at the Hannity household there are massive buddy jerk sessions to Charlie's. O'Reilly tends to get a little carried away. I'm sure even Stewart and Colbert do ocassionally. Which brings me to the big one: Couric.
Now come on, Couric definitely more than any of the rest Blitzer and Hannity included. Couric sits on her couch alone at night with the complete works. That's right, even her Altman ventures. Now to be fair she spends plenty of time fantasizing about her male co-stars. I mean come on who hasn't spent some alone time with the voice of John Forsythe and Ryan O'Neal post-career? But indeed, Katie Couric can be spotted sporting massive cameltoe action upon viewage of Ms. Fawcett's works.
Pierre von Tronsky
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