End of the School Year and Beginning of Summer

Thursday at around 2:00 was the end of my Sophomore year of High School. I am now entering the time in my life where what I do with myself becomes important. And that's fuckin' scary. Like I'll have to study for SAT's and shit like that. I'll have to try to get into a halfway decent College. This summer, I'm going to try to get permit. Me on the road. Just imagine how frightening that is. In two years I'll be able to vote. My future is here. And I'm not ready.

Just a thought

I kind of like both bands music, but I have the feeling that I would want to punch every single member of Oasis and Radiohead if I knew them. Not just because of the Noel Gallagher wishing AIDS to Damon Albarn and the fact that Thom Yorke looks like that, but because they probably think they're really cool because the British music press jizzes to them.

Who do you think would be more annoying?
Leave your thoughts here. I know you won't have any.

Why is Evan McGowan so lame?

Look at him. With his stupid ginger-ass complexion. And soccer socks. Fuck soccer socks. Acting like he has friends. What the fuck is his problem? Thinks he can come into my dorm and be a human being? Fuck that, he's a ginger. I mean, gingers are only tolerable if they hide themselves. And look at him. Does he have friends? Fucking hell no. And he's still out there. Laughing like he's a real person. Fuck him.

For a better idea of what our world is coming to, check this out.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/photo.php?pid=30825551&op=1&o=global&view=global&subj=100001087237040&id=1452949059

I was wrong

My only serious posts have been about movies. And I was dead wrong.

1. The Oscars

In July, I expected a three movie race between the Lovely Bones, Nine, and Invictus. None of the three were nominated. Nine was 2009's Australia. Invictus proved that people didn't fall for the idea that Matt Damon really ended Apartheid. Nobody knows what the Lovely Bones is (the divine pleasure of watching Mark Wahlberg play sensitive). Of the eventual nominees Avatar, An Education, and Inglorious Basterds were mentioned as possiblities, and A Serious Man, Precious, Up In the Air, the Blind Side, and District 9 weren't even mentioned. The eventual winner, the Hurt Locker, didn't get mentioned either. The merit in film blogs is none.

2. Alice in Wonderland

I haven't been more excited about a movie that far in advance in a very long time. I haven't been more disappointed in a movie in a very long time. Possibly one of the most abrasively idiotic screenplays written in years and Johnny Depp gave a bad caricature of a Johnny Depp performance. Even the visuals didn't completely live up to their billing. Burton shot the movie in 2-D yet presented the film in 3-D, and, for the most part, the film is dominated by standard, boring CGI fantasy setpieces.

Predictive film blogging will be gone from The World As We Know It. Be thankful

Sup fucktards

I know. This appeared to be just a short lived experiment in blogging that just showcased me as a lazy, unmotivated teenager. Ah, some stupid American kid creates a fake Eurotrash name and writes a blog where he sexually objectifies the recently deceased. There's every good reason that it didn't last. But, the fact is, I never really felt the urge to write too much after a while. You know why? Well, frankly my few and completely undevoted followers, blogging is retarded*.

Blogging is how someone like you or me shares their opinion with the world, and can write whatever the fuck they want. That sounds great doesn't it? Well you see everything is fine until hipsters fuck it up. Syd Barrett, the Velvet Underground, Warhol, Tarantino, v-necks, microbreweries, and vinyl LP's didn't use to be things you should be ashamed of liking. Blogging is one of the foremost casualties. Nobody wants to rub their bullshit in your face more than hipsters. Hipster culture is all about telling the world how you feel, which means that, however admirable the intentions were, blogging has become a true sin. Pitchfork Media has blossomed from a blog into a full blown Al-Qaeda for music (future posts will deal more extensively with Pitchfork).

Yet, a hatred of hipsters has led me to rededicate myself to writing a blog that is not for hipsters. I will write a blog that will be extraordinarily stupid and politically incorrect. I will scorn any reader who takes this shit seriously. I will piss on Animal Collective records. Sure, I like a lot of obscure 60's music and can be pretty pretentious about a lot of things. Fuck it, my ID picture currently is the album cover from Velvet Underground and Nico.I can be kind of a hipster. But whatever happens I will not shove any bullshit down your throat. Because bullshit tastes exactly how you'd expect it to taste. And I encourage my nonexistent readers to call me out whenever I'm full of shit.

Thank You,
The Artist formerly known as Pierre von Tronsky