As I'm sure we all know beloved, yet controversial, entertainer Michael Jackson died this week at the age of 50. Mr. Jackson left behind a wonderful legacy of music, video, botched plastic surgeries, and lawsuits. I'm sure you've all seen the videos I have here: freakily precocious child star (black), freakily talented and eclectic adult star (increasingly less black,) freaky Elizabeth Taylor wannabe (really fucking white,) and super freaky child molester (not even close to human looks.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfBvYFqsi7A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SlWIaYkFI4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8Qko5m8oAw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyJbIOZjS8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQwY4ll1Kfc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri61lBfMBu0
I would like to present a conspiracy theory of mine in relation to the death of the King of Pop. In my belief MJ made a pact with God, Satan, or some other greater being, Vishnu included, that said that he would die once he met a young male (18 and under) that he did not at least sexually fantasize about. This past Tuesday MJ was out on his lawn and a 15 year old named Keenan Halpin rode by on a scooter. Judging from pictures of this Halpin character I have every reason to believe that this is what killed the King of Pop. The picture of the child is now up.
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